Random Rants
Creating this site
Welcome to the first random rant ever. The big question was of course:
What do I write about? I finally decided to start with the obvious topic,
i.e. this website.
In case you're wondering why I made this website, the answer is simple.
Because I wanted a website. I wanted a website of my own from the moment
I got on the Internet. A website seemed like such a good idea. Showcase
my writing, market myself, the possibilities were endless. There was only
one problem. I didn't know HTML. I absolutely didn't have an inkling what
it was all about.
I tried playing around with a few of those page builder programs that come
with browser and office software nowadays, but the results were underwhelming
to say the least. I couldn't do what I wanted with those programs and was
limited by templates designed for people whose needs were totally different
from mine. Not only did those pages look awful, they also came with a huge
banner at the bottom saying "This page was made using program XYZ". It was
ugly, it was unprofessional, it just plain sucked.
Especially since I kept coming across wonderful webpages all the time, many
of them designed by teenagers who probably had learned how to make them at
school. Whereas the informatics classes I took back when I was at school
had only taught me the now completely useless skill of Turbo Pascal
programming. No way I could ever learn how to make a decent looking
website.
But then two things happened. First of all, I saw a fellow student at
university create a website for the English department literary magazine
(You can see it here). She had no previous
knowledge and only a book on HTML, yet she could do it. And if she could,
so could I.
Secondly, I had gradually learned a bit of HTML without even noticing it.
A few months of posting on various message boards had taught me how to link
URLs, how to make text bold or italic and similar things. Even if some of
those message boards did not allow for actual HTML and used their own codes
instead, the principle was the same. And once you have grasped the principle,
the rest is easy.
Nevertheless, I did not sit down to create a website right away. That took
yet another incident. As it was JAFO Technologie, a company for which
I had been doing translations, finally decided that they wanted a website.
They had a few files of an earlier attempt begun by one of their employees.
And they wanted me to design a website based on those few files. I agreed to
do it. Finally learning HTML and getting paid for it, what more could I ask
for?
So I took a look at those few files and got to work. At first, it was
difficult. There were all sorts of commands that I didn't know. There was
a JAVA applet whose purpose I didn't understand, yet I couldn't get the site
to work without it. By now I have found out that all the applet did was
create an ugly link tree that I had wanted to get rid of from the beginning.
I was practically making things up as I went along with that first website.
I did not know what many of the commands I encountered meant, so I deleted
them to see what happened to the page as a result. Of course, I made sure
to always have a backup file so I could not do any permanent damage. I also
used the existing pages as templates to create new ones.
Of course, learning by doing could only get me so far. There inevitably came
the point where I had to look something up. There are a number of HTML
tutorials available on the web,
this one is my personal favourite. It answers any questions you could
possibly have and explains everything in terms that even a layman can
understand. Recommended!
Another thing I did was learning just by looking at other pages or more
precisely at their source codes. Whenever I found a page that had something
I wanted, I took a look at the source code to see how it was done. Strangely
enough, it wasn't even pages I particularly liked. For example, I learned
many text commands such as changing colors or fonts from a page which I
considered incredibly ugly.
All in all, the JAFO Technologie website was not perfect, far from
it in fact. There are a lot of things I would do differently today. The
first would be getting rid of that stupid JAVA-generated link tree. But
the JAFO site was an ideal practice object for me (though gladly, the
customer doesn't know about that). I would show you the site, but sadly
it still hasn't gone online due to circumstances beyond my control.
Once I had created a full website, I seriously began to think about doing
a site for myself. I had already pretty much decided what I wanted to do,
gleaning ideas from places all over the web. The look and feel of my site
was a much more urgent question, because that would have to be decided
before I could even write a single line.
My biggest problem with the design was that I wanted my site to look cool,
yet I absolutely hate the style that is currently en vogue. Broken typewriter
fonts, blurry monochrome images, you get the idea. All that may be
fashionable, but I just don't like it and I refused to use a style I don't
even like on my site. So I tried to come up with something that looked cool
without blindly following trends. I finally decided to go with the "old
paper" look, because it fits the pulp theme so well. In case you were
wondering about the backgrounds, I got the crinkled paper background as
well as the inspiration for the newsprint background from
here.
The rest of the work, the actual writing of the pages (with Notepad of
all programs) was done in about two weeks. This is the result. I hope
you like it.
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